Thursday, March 11, 2010

Zombies: A Short Tale of Why I Love Them

Some people prefer *cough* unicorns over the more superior *and my preference* Zombie's. For all of you Unicorn lovers, I have compiled a list on why you all should like Zombie's. So, here we go:

1. They are dead. So... I mean... if you like Vampires, then you MUST like Zombie's. They are practically siblings.

2. Aren't the just fascinating? Like... what do you think compels them to want brains?

3.You should just like them over Unicorns. Unicorns have horns. What do zombies have? Almost-eternal life.

4. They have their own movie. Zombieland is a pretty darn epic movie. Yes, it is promoting the killing of Zombie's but it is amazing.

5. They have invaded my mind. No joke, the other night I had a dream about Zombies.

*Sorry to all you Unicorn lovers, I just had to do this.
** It's a joke, though I totally believe in Zombie's more than Unicorns. Jus' sayin'.


Indigo said...

Definately Zombies. When I think of unicorns I'm reminded of the
80's Rainbow Brite and My Little Pony. Just a tad too cutesy for my liking. (Hugs)Indigo

I Heart Monster said...

"5. They have invaded my mind. No joke, the other night I had a dream about Zombies."

I guess that means that's why you chose them then, right? They're trying to make you one of them!

Color me Team Undecided. Though, I might have a hard time picking the brain-eating flesh-rotters.

Sarahbear9789 said...

I am going to go pet my Unicorn in the corner.

龐克搖滾 said...

好文,領受了!謝謝! ........................................