tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765666264662528961.post1776031757882969348..comments2024-03-22T02:18:56.656-07:00Comments on Zoe's Book Reviews: A Guest Post by Josh Berk *And a contest*Zoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10992557635375017613noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765666264662528961.post-17602689625701084022009-12-15T12:52:28.738-08:002009-12-15T12:52:28.738-08:00Uber Shiksa here
My worst holiday experience was ...Uber Shiksa here<br /><br />My worst holiday experience was when a crocodile hid behind our Christmas tree. When I reachedfor a present it snapped at my fingers, causing me to scream and knock over the tree. Several bulbs exploded and set our house on fire, burning it to the ground. Afterward my mother told me that my clumsiness made Santa Clause cry. I was so traumatized that I tragically no longer can stand the smell of pine. (P.S. Hi Josh)Andrea Cremerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03326332737401772239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765666264662528961.post-91970426499736157782009-12-14T17:24:02.897-08:002009-12-14T17:24:02.897-08:00I am part Jew, part Shiksa. Go figure.
Anyway, I...I am part Jew, part Shiksa. Go figure. <br /><br />Anyway, I was about 7 when I went to blow out the Chanukah candles during the family festivities. I earned the Death Look from my grandfather, who probably thought my desire to snuff the candles was because my father wasn't Jewish. The fear of God flew through me and my latkes came up. Oh, to be a child again!<br /><br />Don't even get me started on the Christmas side of things!<br /><br />Now, where's my ornament? If you truly cared, you would send it right now.<br /><br />- JulieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765666264662528961.post-45672225424661556842009-12-14T13:10:04.919-08:002009-12-14T13:10:04.919-08:00Ok I was just thinking how deeply WRONG it is that...Ok I was just thinking how deeply WRONG it is that us Gentiles start wishing Happy Hannukah right before Christmas with no regard for the actual dates of Hannukah. SO wrong!<br /><br />I would like to win the Berk-Face Cool Jew ornament with this offering: in 3rd grade I was Mrs. Clause in the Christmas Play when what I really wanted to be was the aforementioned Round Yon Virgin. And of course the teacher picked the most corpulent boy to be Santa, and of course she insisted that I hold his hand when I said my lines, and of course his hands were soft and sweaty as only those of a heavy boy in an over-heated classroom wearing a red flannel Santa suit would be. Oh, and I had to wear somebody's hand-me-down red old-lady nightgown as my costume. Double yuck!Jamehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10469482594328595862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765666264662528961.post-9648985994345108312009-12-14T12:16:15.096-08:002009-12-14T12:16:15.096-08:00Hilarious post! I could totally relate!Hilarious post! I could totally relate!Cheryl Renee Herbsmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12042538344672775233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765666264662528961.post-6875395137814388492009-12-14T09:26:08.987-08:002009-12-14T09:26:08.987-08:00I'm married to a cool Jew so I'll sit out ...I'm married to a cool Jew so I'll sit out the contest, but will say I love the holiday tales!Daisy Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06360940169057849544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5765666264662528961.post-36547483120438734452009-12-13T16:20:19.466-08:002009-12-13T16:20:19.466-08:00lol, my worst holiday experiance? well, that was w...lol, my worst holiday experiance? well, that was when we had a christmas eve party the night before, and my family had three cartons of egg-nog and no one else wanted it (i don't know why, that stuff rocks!) so i go to drink more than half of all of it. so the next morning, i felt kind of ill and as i was opening my third or fourth gift (which happened to be a woody doll from toy story) i threw up allll over it. and man, that doll was pretty cool. such a waste :(<br /><br />cookiedevil94(at)hotmail.comnikniknikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16106595602016501125noreply@blogger.com